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DrUNKen_MoNkEy

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YaDi - 2
Thursday, March 27, 2008

Have you ever...




HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO SHIT SO BAD THAT.............

1. YOU CRAMP SO BAD YOU BEND OVER?.

2. YOU SQUEEZED YOUR BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER?.

3. YOU STARTED PRARIE-DOGGING....LOL?.

4. YOU STAINED YOUR UNDERWEAR?.

5. YOU PANIC AND STARTED SWEATING?.

6. YOUR EYES WATERED?.

7. YOU GRASPED ANYTHING IN SITE CAUSE THE PAIN WAS TO MUCH TO BARE?.

8. YOU THOUGHT IF THAT WAS ANYWHERE CLOSE TO HAVING A BABY YOU'D DIE IF YOU DID?.

9. YOUR BUTT GOT SORE?.

10. YOU DROPED IT SO FAST THAT THE TOILET WATER SPLASHED ON YOUR ASS? LOL.

11. YOU RAN BOWLEGGED TO DA RESTROOM?.

12. YOU STARTED BLAMING EVERYTHING YOU ATE THAT DAY?.

13. YOU SAT AN EXTRA 10 MINUTES AFTER FINISHED ON THE TOILET TO GET YOURSELF TOGETHER?.

14. YOU WALKED OUT DA RESTROOM AND RAN BACK IN 2 MINUTES LATER AND ASKED YOURSELF "WHY ME? LOL.

15. YOU HAD NO TOILET PAPER AND WALKED YOUR DIRTY ASS TO DA OTHER RESTROOM?.

16. YOU RAN TO DA RESTROOM JUST TO DISCOVER YOU HAD TO FART?.

17. YOU CLOGGED UP THE TOILET? AND THEN SAID...DAMN NO CHINESE FOOD FOR AWHILE?.

18. YOU COULD ACTUALLY BARF AT THE SAME TIME?.

19. YOU WALKED IN THE RESTROOM EVEN THOUGH SOMEONE WAS IN THE SHOWER AND SAID SORRY MAN I GOTTA SHIT!!.

20. YOU THOUGHT YOUR BUTT WHOLE WAS NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME AGAIN?.

21. YOU SAW DA SIZE AND WAS IN AMAZE, SO YOU CALLED YOUR FRIENDS TO COME LOOK?.

22. STARTED PRYING FOR THE PAIN TO GO AWAY?.

AND THE BEST FOR LAST.

23.... HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO SHIT SO BAD YOU LOOKED AT YOUR SHIT AND SAID "HOLD UP I DIDN'T EAT CORN TODAY" LMFAO!! JAJAJAJA.


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YaDi
Mar 28, 2008 6:17 am
LMAO!! Only YOU would post something like this Mr. R-TurO!

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